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May 21, 2009 Hot Product of the Week: Poo PaperFiled under: Hot Product of the Week
“Ya gotta look out for Number 1, but dont step in Number 2!” Classic Rodney. But just about any joke referencing bodily functions usually sticks, no matter who’s delivering it. Which brings me to this week’s Hot Product of the Week, which is definitely no joke! Introducing Odorless Poo Paper! (Spector & Co. - asi/88660). Made from elephant droppings, this paper will change the way you look at poop — as well as paper — forever. Details: Did you know that an average elephant produces 220 pounds of dung everyday? Where does all that poo go? Well, some of it gets turned into paper. This hardcover journal contains 32 sheets of 100recycled paper made from elephant poo. Don’t worry. It’s odorless ? we promise. Consider selling to waste management companies. Why We Like It: A promotional product … made out of poop? OK, ordinarily I could put a period at the end of that sentence and be done with it because that’s reason enough. But because of the earth-friendly implications, it’s doubly good. Instead of chopping down trees, maybe one day paper’s only requirement will be a bunch of shovels and some enormous pachyderms. We can dream, right? –POOmanchu 0 CommentsLeave a Comment |
One of my all-time favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes, from the movie Back to School: