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Caption this, dogg

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one of the neatest features on asicentral.com is our product showcase, a slideshow of the coolest swag from each magazine. i check it out every month just to catch a glimpse of the latest and greatest promo items on the market and am relatively impressed by the ingenuity and thought that goes into some of these products.

however, this month i happened upon a line of dog wearables – that’s right, dog clothing — that simply defies logic. check this out.

apparently, not only do dogs need clothing, but it has to be fashionable, too, and made out of the finest fabrics like 100% ringspun cotton. (because, well, we all know how moody “sparky” can be when wearing synthetics.)

i mean, look at this thing … what, is that a cape?

or this. a hat? a hat for a dog!? now, c’mawn!!

then i got to thinking, what this slideshow is lacking is some seriously clever and snarky captions to go along with the obviously lobotomized dog model made to suffer through this indignity.

here’s my favorite image:



but i’m having trouble coming up with a good caption. send us a great caption and i’ll slot it in under the image. just post a comment with your caption.

— vin DOGG


  1. Jenn Says:

    I don’t have a caption, but can I have the dog please?? These products are adorable!

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  2. Kathleen Says:

    “What?!? I can’t hear you!!!”

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  3. Ed Robinson Says:

    “Little Red Riding Dog!”

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  4. vera lynn Says:

    does this shirt make me look fat?

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  5. Eric Stephan Says:

    Boxer Ready to Box!

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  6. J. mama Says:

    Lady in Red

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  7. Kathy Huston Says:

    Red is my signature color.

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  8. Fletch Says:

    It’s getting hot in here…

    Wednesday October 15, 2008
  9. Jean Says:

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt…”

    Thursday October 16, 2008
  10. Michelle Says:

    I got it on. Now, I can’t get it off!

    Friday October 17, 2008
  11. michael rance Says:

    I’ll wear the hoodie…
    but I’m putting my paw down on the tutu

    Friday October 17, 2008
  12. Michael Says:

    shoppers warning # 173…
    Be sure you understand what the store means by ” half off ” sale

    Friday October 17, 2008
  13. Michael Says:

    a promotion that is really ” thinking outside the Boxer ”

    stop groaning …you know that’s funny !

    Friday October 17, 2008
  14. Carole Says:

    I’ve been hoodwinked!

    Friday October 17, 2008
  15. scott brandon lee Says:

    im too sexy for this ugly outfit, this outfit, etc.

    it hurts…

    Friday October 17, 2008
  16. cher bandy Says:

    What…You looking at me?!

    Monday October 20, 2008
  17. cher bandy Says:

    Hey, I didn’t dress myself!!

    Monday October 20, 2008
  18. Jessie Says:

    “What? Is there something on my face?”

    Friday October 24, 2008

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